Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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