i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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