i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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