Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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