Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
tell your sister to shave her snatch
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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