Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Dignity is for republicans.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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