some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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