what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
