i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
