I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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