I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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