i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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