i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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