Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
try to milk me bitch
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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