When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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