she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
All the doctor said was why
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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