Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Shame - the story of my life.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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