I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
All I want is dick and wine.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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