i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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