Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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