Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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