Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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