You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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