I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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