: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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