i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I still have a little drunk in my system
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I party with great urgency now.
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