They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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