Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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