I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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