Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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