I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I skipped work to stalk him.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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