I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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