You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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