she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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