i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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