dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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