I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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