Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Randomize
