Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"