so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."