Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.