is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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