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  I am puke

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• (607): View more from New York

  whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?

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  King Triton

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.

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  Shotgun.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect

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• (760): View more from California

  Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.

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• (310): View more from California

  Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them

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• (206): View more from Washington

  There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society

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