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(270): View more from Kentucky

Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed

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(503): View more from Oregon

Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder

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(503): View more from Oregon

If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me

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(765): View more from Indiana

Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season

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(269): View more from Michigan

I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.

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