She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI