You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night