and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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