Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
What a dumb baby whore.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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