My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
why do cheetos always look like penises
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.