So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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