I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm always down for nudity.
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