My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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