I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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