The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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