What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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