I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
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