You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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