yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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