fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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