Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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