Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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