how hairy? two words: wookie tits
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So vagazzling was a success
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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