What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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