this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I forget how to act sober
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